To Arrest Or Not To Arrest Bashir

Dick Cheney: Shoot Bashir in the face, then force Bashir to make a public apology on how his face got in the way of Cheney's bullet, all the while working on a Halliburton contract with the Sudanese government.

Bono: Creates an "Arrest Bashir" benefit concert where he sells overpriced tickets so people can hear him sing well-known U2 songs with the words changed to reflect an his views on Bashir such as "We Should Arrest You" to the tune of "With or Without You." However Bono uses the money to buy Sudanese orphans pairs of his signature sun glasses which actually benefits no one.

United Nations Security Council: Deepen the ass grooves in their chairs in New York. Talking about doing something is so much easier than actually doing something.